Parrots - parrot talks - Are you really ugly madam and if i pull the both?

A woman wanted to make her cat talk. All her efforts proved futile. Finally she got an inspiration. She bought a talkative parrot at the Pet Shop, cooked it and gave it to the cat. The cat had a splendid meal and looked at his mistress with gratitude in his eyes. Suddenly the cat shrieked : "Watch out !" The woman gazed at the cat in happy amazement when the ceiling that was caving in hit her head hard. The cat remarked : "This foolish woman spent years trying to make me speak, but when I warned her of danger, she wouldn't listen !"